"You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics."

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

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Holy moly. 

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The Killers have released four studio albums: Hot Fuss (2004), Sam’s Town (2006), Day & Age (2008) and Battle Born (2012).



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if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem then you are in too deep



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feelthefearanddoitanyway-x:

This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you. Even if school, work or general life isn’t okay, you’ll get through it because you are damn strong and amazing.



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photographyofdavidhanjani:

It’s Always Pink In Philadelphia. Photo By David Hanjani



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grandefilms:

The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)



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andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 



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hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.



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msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

Team I can’t, I have rehearsal

team in theory I could do these things but instead I’m going to spend four hours on the internet for no reason



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